
Whereas Old Mrs. Groundhog and Family have committed repeated acts of war against the Deeply Suburban Family and their Garden; therefore be it Resolved by the D*S Family Council that the state of war between the D*S Family and the Groundhog Family which has been thrust upon the D*S Family is hereby formally declared; and that Mr. D*S be, and he is hereby, authorized and directed to employ the entire manpower, technical ability and resources of the D*S Family, including the use of our most vigilant and faithful Guard Dog Moxie Crimefighter, to carry on war against the Groundhog Family; and to bring the conflict to a successful termination, all the the resources of the Family are hereby pledged by the Family Council of the D*S Family.
OMG, you're blogging again! Hurray!
ReplyDeleteBad groundhog. Bad! Bad!